Apparently, the phrases I use the most are:
"Sigh. . . OK. Let's do this!"
"Ready? Let's roll!"
"Wait a second. . . . . hmmmmmm. . . . "
"You have two options."
"I have a question for you."
"That is my answer."
I know this not because I am on Candid Camera (although I often feel that I am), and not from family home videos I watch to reminiscence (although I often do this for fun).
No, no. . . I know this because I - Lucky Me! - have my very own parrot. He laughs like me, smiles like me, and - God help us - talks like me.