Because instead of trying to teach my child to love his big boy bed, instead of fighting with him for two hours like we do every day about taking a nap, instead of making him sleep in his bed like he needs to do, instead of listening to him screech that he wants "mommy to sleep floor" next to his bed. . . .
I put on Toy Story. And will gladly let him fall asleep on the couch like he wants to.
Because the baby is finally sleeping. And I am exhausted. And there is only so much fighting and crying and screaming I can handle and this week's allotment is already up.
Whatever. He will sleep in his own bed eventually, right?!