Monday, June 7, 2010

It ain't a party 'til. . . .

In college I had a friend Jacob who used to get really drunk and pee on the floor. In the middle of a party. Once he went into his roommate's closet and peed into all of his shoes, thinking it was the bathroom.

It was at these same parties that one could find not only bodily fluids, but cheetos, beer, and all sorts of chips, pretzels and various half-eaten food products on the floor.

Apparently, college parties and kids parties aren't that different.

In the first ten minutes chips and cantaloupe were strewn across the kitchen, beer and apple juice dripped down counters and somebody had peed on the floor.

A fun time was had by all.

**Memo to self for future kids/birthday parties: Maybe blue frosting wasn't the best choice. . . . **


John, Becky and Olivia said...

Yep, sorry about the pee. Damn swimmers diapers!

Jenn said...

HAHAHAHA! That is so funny that it was Olivia that peed! Happy Birthday Bjorn!

Preggo said...

Oh Becky - I thought it was funny. Not for her, of course, but its what is supposed to happen at a kids party!!

John, Becky and Olivia said...

I know you didn't mind. But you're right, she was not happy - very upset. Luckily everyone there had kids and I'm sure had something similar happen to them (at least I hope they did)!